There really isn't anything on TV tonight.
The only sporting event televised: A college football game between Miami (Ohio) and Buffalo at 6:30 on ESPN2. Pass.
And there's no point in watching the election coverage. I hear crews are doing a fine job of putting up fences for Barack Obama's celebration party tonight. My colleague, DJ Wanberg, called it "remarkable craftsmanship." That's the kind of tripe you hear on CNN on days like today.
As for me, I don't like Barack Obama, so I don't care about all this hoopla. The majority of the people I voted for today are going to lose. Election? Whoop. Dee. Doo.
Can't I at least get a decent hockey game to watch tonight? Gee whiz.