All right, for comic amusement, it's time to post Carlos Zambrano's tirade from yesterday's Cubs game against the Pittsburgh Pirates. For his antics, Big Z has been suspended for six games. He won't appeal. He'll start the suspension tonight.
If the Cubs recover from their early-season malaise and make the playoffs, I'm sure the asshat division of their fan base will insist that Zambrano's hissy-fit "turned the entire season around." Right. After all, I'm sure Z's antics got Reed Johnson so fired up that he hit a game-winning homer off whatever Triple-A puke reliever the Pirates were trotting out there yesterday.
Also, if the Cubs don't like that Gatorade machine, they should give it to me. As an avid bicyclist, I drink Gatorade like it's going out of style. That machine wouldn't look too bad in our office cafeteria either. It looks like it has a lot of different flavors. Nice variety.
Maybe I should start a halfway house for abused Gatorade machines.