Dewayne Wise says he never felt truly appreciated by White Sox fans. Truly stunning. After all, who doesn't appreciate .225-hitting journeyman outfielders?

Well, we won't have Dewayne to kick around anymore, as he opted for free agency Friday rather than accepting an outright assignment to Class AAA Charlotte. You may never see Wise in Major League Baseball again, but at least he'll always have "The Catch."