At one point during the ninth inning of Wednesday's 10-6 White Sox winner over the Cleveland Indians, broadcaster Hawk Harrelson noted the game had its share of "greased tee moments." I think that was our first "greased tee" reference of the 2012 season, in fact.
Harrelson seems to talk about greased tees being stuck up his behind a little more frequently than the average person. Here's an example:
This is one "Hawkism" you won't find on a T-Shirt anywhere.