BY DENISE CROSBY
The good news is, if I ever turn up missing, there's a better than average chance the press will be all over my case like peanut butter on jelly. I'm a white, middle-class suburban mom, after all. (It would probably help if I were a little younger or richer, but I guess you can't have everything.) Sorry, guys, you may have the edge on a lot of things in life, but I'll end up on Larry King Live.