Marty Ozinga, the great and powerful GOP contender for the 11th Congressional District, is hosting a little luncheon on Wednesday. If you're available, come on over to his house in Homer Glen. Just fork over the $500 cover charge and you'll get to sit amongst some icons of the Republican Party -- like Vice President Dick Cheney! When's the last time you had lunch with a vice president in Homer Glen? Well, now's your chance.
And for $2,300, you could have the ultimate MySpace photo, taken with the legend himself. I, for one, don't need to pay over two grand for something I could simply photoshop. I'm actually more fond of the autographed Ronald Reagan picture and letter he sent to me on my first birthday, thanks to my well-connected Grandma. It's probably worth 100 times the value of a Cheney photo.
Anyways, I heard Ozinga is serving turkey sandwiches for lunch, and Cheney is in charge of preparing the roasted bird. Rumor has it that some other special guests might be dropping by this awesome luncheon...
Herald News staffer Brian Delaney reportedly works behind the
scenes as a page designer/copy editor and is a delegate for The Newspaper
Guild. He is a graduate of NIU and holds a yellow belt in Korean martial
arts. When Delaney is not cutting invasive brush at Midewin or crashing his
mountain bike in Chicago, the self-described "billionaire playboy" uses his
uncanny Photoshop abilities to entertain a worldwide audience.
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