SCENE: WHITE SOX HEADQUARTERS AT U.S. CELLULAR FIELD
Ozzie Guillen: Well, Kenny, you @#*$(*^ $(@_$, that was a *#$&%^ good run to the $&#^@^$^ postseason. But I $*#&@^# tell you, man, our $&#^ pitching for next year doesn't scare the $&#^@%$ $#&@ out of Tinkerbell. You $^#%@$& got to get me some $&#^@^! pitching. I'm not $&#^@%# starting any Jeff #*$*$&#^@ Marquez in my #*# @&#$ rotation! Those $&#^@%% Twins will $&#^@%@# kick our $&#^@%$ $&#^%@!.
Kenny Williams: Don't worry, Ozzie. I'm on it.
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