SCENE: WHITE SOX HEADQUARTERS AT U.S. CELLULAR FIELD

Ozzie Guillen: Well, Kenny, you @#*$(*^ $(@_$, that was a *#$&%^ good run to the $^@^$^ postseason. But I $*#&@^# tell you, man, our $^ pitching for next year doesn't scare the $^@%$ $#&@ out of Tinkerbell. You $^#%@$& got to get me some $^@^! pitching. I'm not $^@%# starting any Jeff #*$*$^@ Marquez in my #*# @$ rotation! Those $^@%% Twins will $^@%@# kick our $^@%$ $^%@!.
Kenny Williams: Don't worry, Ozzie. I'm on it.

