Three weird news stories I thought y'all would be interested in:
According to the AP, a Tennessee couple was charged with domestic assault after hitting each other with a frying pan.
I say: I know plenty of people who have committed domestic assault with a frying pan, but never actually hit anybody. (No worries, The Wife. It's not a smack against you.)
According to Reuters, a Japanese company has created "a solar-powered bra that can generate enough electric energy to charge a mobile phone or an iPod."
I say: (Nothing. My thoughts on this one will stay in my head.)
According to the LA Times, members of a Russian doomsday cult calls it quit, in their quest to await the end of the world.
I say: Quitters
Patrick Ferrell, is a staff reporter for The Herald News in Joliet. and the Sun Times News Group. Patrick covers education and politics. When he’s not ranting about something, Patrick can usually be found watching a race or careening down a ski slope. He resides in Will County with his wife, Laura, and the couple’s Portuguese water dog, Oscar, and bloodhound named Duke.
In regards to...
story #1 = Rookies.
story #2 = So sorry to those gents who call Seattle home.
story #3 = Ditto.