Bill Gates is not going to send you $250 for each person you forward an e-mail to. No leprechaun will ever come out of your hard drive and wee on your computer. And your love life has nothing to do with how many people you forward boring e-mail to.
Now, tell all your friends about this blog. Trust me. I saw it on CNN. This is not a hoax. Send it on and something good will happen to you tonight. This is not a joke. Someone will either call you or talk to you online and say that they love you. Do not break this chain. Send this to 13 people in the next 15 minutes. Go.
And be sure to send this back to me, otherwise I'll know you won't care.
I know it's true because I have a friend who is a cop. He checked it out.
If you don't forward this, a very bad thing will happen to a puppy and possibly a kitten.
Remember you must pass this page on to at least 5 people.
0-4 People: We know you have no friends, don't look for anything good in your life
5-10: Your life will take a sudden turn for good in the next 2 weeks
11-20: Your love life will get better in the next year.
20 or more: Your life is guaranteed to get much better in the next week or less!
Do it. Do it now. God Bless America.
Patrick Ferrell, is a staff reporter for The Herald News in Joliet. and the Sun Times News Group. Patrick covers education and politics. When he’s not ranting about something, Patrick can usually be found watching a race or careening down a ski slope. He resides in Will County with his wife, Laura, and the couple’s Portuguese water dog, Oscar, and bloodhound named Duke.
How about Bill Gates sends me 250 bucks for buying his crappy Vista software?