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So all of you people think that Santa Claus runs his sweat shop operation on fairy dust? Not exactly. In this era of carbon footprints, the jolly old elf himself steps heavy when it comes to making little girls and boys happy on Christmas.
If you're still rooting around for Christmas presents this weekend, The Hound has come up for the perfect gift for the dog in your life who has everything: A urinal partially made from soybeans.
The Hound has thought long and hard over the dilemma area duffers will find themselves in next spring when they go to Orchard Hills Golf Course and find it has morphed into soccer fields. There's only one thing to do: Turn to Frisbee golf.
Everybody wants peace, but nobody does anything about it. Unless you live in Los Angeles where on Pearl Harbor Day the city council voted unanimously to create a cabinet-level U.S. Department of Peace. What else is new on the Left Coast?
