This isn't the stupid MTV deathmatch. This is real stuff. Apparently Fabio, the long-haired model, called George Clooney a "diva" and the two nearly came to blows at a restaurant before waiters could break it up.
Yes, life can be pleasing--even rewarding at times.
Who wouldn't want to see Fabio in a headlock while he tries to punch Clooney's leg, in a feeble attempt to inflict pain?
Better yet, there are some great meltdowns among actors and other celebs. Here's a top 5 list of the best celeb feuds.
5. Kid Rock vs. Tommy Lee: The recent stand-off at the VMA's was a trailer park classic.
4. Rosie O'Donnell vs Elisabeth Hasselbeck: We know too much about it already, but remember Rosie said "The big fat lesbian picking on cute little Elisabeth"? Well, she said it.
3. Bjork vs. reporter: Clue time--don't take a picture of Bjork's kid or this! will happen to you.
2. Tanya Harding vs. Nancy Kerrigan: The all time trailer park classic. Harding is a true competitor. I just wish more figure skaters would have the kind of heart that goes as deep as having your scummy husband attack your foe with a lead pipe.
1. Dane Cook vs. Shaq: Well, it's never happened, but I'm really rooting for it.
What are some of the best celebrity feuds of all time? You tell me.
No way; we have to mention Lyndsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.
How about the unending meltdown of Britney Spears? She's not fighting with anyone else - just herself.