On the window outside Anderson’s, three sheets of parchment bear predictions for the seventh Harry Potter book -- questions that in mere hours we will have answered.
Some anonymous readers share their clairvoyance.
Who Will Die?
Our bespectacled hero may have had the most votes, but many also seemed convinced Harry’s giant friend Hagrid will meet an untimely end.
“At least one Weasley -- sniff,” wrote another fan.
And one person had their fantasy series confused: Darth Vader was perhaps the most unlikely vote.
Is Snape Evil?
The consensus was overwhelmingly yes, but a few defended Harry’s dastardly professor.
One forgiving reader wrote, “Snape has issues,” while another presented a third option: “Snape is sexy.”
Will Hogwarts reopen?
“Not if I can help it,” a likely Voldemort sympathizer wrote.
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