All right, I'll go see it!

I wasn't going to see the new Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher movie "What Happens in Vegas," because, quite frankly, it looks too stupid -- even for my tastes. But after hearing Kutcher on ESPN radio the other day I changed my mind.

The question was (paraphrasing) "If you could play any position for any professional team, what would it be."

Kutcher's answer: Middle linebacker for the Chicago Bears. (paraphrasing) "That team has so much tradition and they've had so many great players at that position, it would be awesome to be part of that."

Butkus. Singletary. Urlacher ...

And Kutcher?

At least he'd be a lot less whiney that Urlacher.