"":http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/tennis/french08/columns/story?id=3411935&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab3pos1these things - my top 10 lists of sports crap that they try and jam down our throats just because we have a day off.

1. Tennis
2. Horse racing
3. Auto racing
4. Lacrosse?
5. Dancing with a Dolphin, some people _still _think this matters...
6. Do you know who Mike Jarvis is? 1...2....3....- ok,i know you don't. that's fine. I barely recall who he is...yet we have to know he's "back" What?
7. A pro athlete procreated...."named the kid after himself":http://footballrecruiting.rivals.com/viewprospect.asp?pr_key=67823...so people know who the kid is...surprised? me neither. so what?
8. more auto racing....
9-10. Golfers don't play in tournaments're independent contractors. who gives a crap. Let me know when they do play...geez...and then finally, all the people who play fantasy golf that this affects on a weekly basis. Fantasy golf? Look, I love the sport, but that's way, waaay nerdier than fantasy baseball and football...sorry.