Daily Dose: May 29 - Sumo + ladle = recipe for greatness

You cannot make this stuff up.
"A veteran sumo wrestler who attacked a junior grappler with a cooking utensil has been ordered to take a salary cut for his violent outburst."

So many things about sports frustrate me - MMA...Juan Uribe...incessant whining (name any player, any team, any sport), countless off-the-field incidents (name any Noah, Bengal or Pacman)...and then this, which counts as an "off-the-mat incident" but is just insanely funny....

Toyozakura, 34, apologized after admitting he used a ladle to hit the apprentice on the head.
"I asked him to do something, which I don't remember exactly, but he couldn't do it," Toyozakura said, according to Agence France-Presse.