that's the question I ask...
because Hawk Harrelson says that Gordon "Bacon" Beckham has an athletic face.
what?
an athletic face?
What could that even possibly mean?
Can his eyebrows do the broad jump? Can his jawline bend steel? Can his eyes run a 4.4 40?
Rick Armstrong 
Jim Owczarski 
Mike Knapp 
what would hawkeroo say about juan uribe's posterior? i think he's referring to the strong jaw line and full crop of hair. what's more american than that (maybe he got those mixed up)? i think his hair could hit .260, while hawk's nose would be at the mendoza line with a HUGE obp.