well, a big couple days...

* Lil' Patrick Kane gets a some beer biceps and unleashes his inner Kimbo Slice on a cab driver over twenty cents...so the question becomes, do we get the kid a few shots of Hennessy next time

* The Blue Jays say hey Kenny - you can have Alex Rios and his multi-million dollar contract for nothing more than a song...
and yes, there is a Rios video montage out there...

* High school football coaching legend Frank Lenti gets hit with a 2-game suspension for recruiting, giving surprising credence to the long held public school belief that private schools recruit athletes...yet Mt. Carmel administration says it had nothing to do with the coach...