Daily Dose: Sept. 30 - So how do you celebrate this exactly?

No wonder why Tiger Woods was grinding to win that FedEx Cup on Sunday at East Lake - the $10 million payday made him the first billionaire athlete on the face of earth.

What then, do you do to commemorate such an achievement.

It's pretty damn cool if you ask me, and with over a billion earned, you have to figure he could throw the rager of all ragers in Florida.

But I wouldn't do that - after all - aside from good friend Michael Jordan (who's made about $800 million) no sports buddy can even fathom that "B" number...

So do you call up Warren Buffet or Bill Gates and see what's poppin' Saturday night?

I wouldn't.

I'd throw Kanye, Paul McCartney, Aerosmith and Outkast on a plane with Scott Storch with a 747 full of speakers, Hennessey and white russians, unfreeze Ted Williams' head and Walt Disney, get Tupac out of Cuba, head to the Bahamas and have a party that lasted for three weeks while learning how to hit curveballs on the beach and map out the animated version of my life's story with the bangin'-est soundtrack ever recorded.

sweeeeet..