Thanks to loyal reader Doug C. for this!

To the tune of Kings of Leon "Use Somebody"

I've been roaming around,

I'm leading Team FaBrees
to last place in
my fantasy league

backups startin'
lineup's filled
with injuries

you know that I'll prolly lose some money
drew needs to throw six touddy's
yeah thanks so much Matthew Berry

not doing work
i'm reading blogs and
ESPN
Still didn't stop
me from draftin'
the wrong Peterson

You know what team I face this week?
You know what team I face this week?

Maurice Bones-You
MAURICE BONES YOU

Come Monday night
no need to log on
accept defeat
Out 150
plus what I pay
DIRECT TV

I hope that my wife won't notice
I hope that my wife won't notice

I traded AP

to my team

traded AP to my team

cbs sportsline
yahoo sports
espn

all in last place
can't show my face

at my work place

fantasy season ends

week 13

This is the Daily Dose version:
I've been starting Ronnie Brown

I was scrolling down

trying to see

Antonio Gates

to fill the space

My league's too deep!

You know that I could use Mc-Gahee

You know that I could use Cotchery

Someone like Rice

And Rod-dy White

And Chris Cool-ey

Countless waivers

Late night claimers

Of all I seek

You know that I could use Austin Coll-ie

Knowshon Moreno

Off my bye week

While you lit it up

I accept defeat

My D got me 4

to make me lose it

I don't have Direct TV

Schaub was hot and I didn't notice

He was dropped and I didn't notice

Michael Crabtree?

and Josh Scobee

Someone need Shockey? Somebody?

I'm ready now, I'm ready to trade

I'm ready now, who'd you waive?

I'm ready now, I've been in a cave

I'm ready now

Someone like you, Jermichael Finley
Someone tell Drew to throw to Dev-er-y
Someone like you, Donnie Avery

I've been starting Garcon, I was scrolling down for the Vikings D
Oh why won't you come, week thirteen?