Thanks to loyal reader Doug C. for this!
To the tune of Kings of Leon "Use Somebody"
I've been roaming around,
I'm leading Team FaBrees
to last place in
my fantasy league
backups startin'
lineup's filled
with injuries
you know that I'll prolly lose some money
drew needs to throw six touddy's
yeah thanks so much Matthew Berry
not doing work
i'm reading blogs and
ESPN
Still didn't stop
me from draftin'
the wrong Peterson
You know what team I face this week?
You know what team I face this week?
Maurice Bones-You
MAURICE BONES YOU
Come Monday night
no need to log on
accept defeat
Out 150
plus what I pay
DIRECT TV
I hope that my wife won't notice
I hope that my wife won't notice
I traded AP
to my team
traded AP to my team
cbs sportsline
yahoo sports
espn
all in last place
can't show my face
at my work place
fantasy season ends
week 13
This is the Daily Dose version:
I've been starting Ronnie Brown
I was scrolling down
trying to see
Antonio Gates
to fill the space
My league's too deep!
You know that I could use Mc-Gahee
You know that I could use Cotchery
Someone like Rice
And Rod-dy White
And Chris Cool-ey
Countless waivers
Late night claimers
Of all I seek
You know that I could use Austin Coll-ie
Knowshon Moreno
Off my bye week
While you lit it up
I accept defeat
My D got me 4
to make me lose it
I don't have Direct TV
Schaub was hot and I didn't notice
He was dropped and I didn't notice
Michael Crabtree?
and Josh Scobee
Someone need Shockey? Somebody?
I'm ready now, I'm ready to trade
I'm ready now, who'd you waive?
I'm ready now, I've been in a cave
I'm ready now
Someone like you, Jermichael Finley
Someone tell Drew to throw to Dev-er-y
Someone like you, Donnie Avery
I've been starting Garcon, I was scrolling down for the Vikings D
Oh why won't you come, week thirteen?
Rick Armstrong
Jim Owczarski
Mike Knapp
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