The Daily Dose: March 2008 Archives

I don't know why, but this posting on Petfinder.com brought about tears of laughter....Who names their pigeon that? For more on "Greg" - click here....

The White Sox caught a break today....

And the Bears didn't....

And Carlos still hasn't figured out that water exists...

the following video from Sunday made me cry tears of sympathy (ok, not literally) - because I've been there and done this...(what you want to see is 2:41 in - and Johnny Miller's priceless comment)....Then Austin calls himself a "choking dog" at about 3:25...then puts it in the water at 4:43!!!

...and this just isn't good for anybody (Well, it was probably good for Mosley for a little while at least).

Will he make his major league debut in 2008? He thinks so....and it's hard to doubt him.

He's also one of the most coveted prospects in baseball - so do you think Boston parts with him in a trade?

to the Zurich Classic in New Orleans today and tomorrow? Because a Masters invite is on the line!

When the powers that be decided to once again allow tournament champions from the previous year into the field at Augusta, they single-handedly made every tournament (except opposite field & fall series) events relevant again - regardless of whether or not Tiger plays.

I know I'll be watching....

I couldn't help but think about this last night as I watched Tiger Woods have to apologize for cussing out a photographer that distracted him during the final round at Doral.....

If anyone of us - or anyone else on the PGA Tour (or Krypton) for that matter - did the following, every muscle in our backs would fly off the bone, followed shortly by our shoulders leaving their sockets.

And then, if anyone of us did the following our hands and wrists would follow our shoulders across the fairway....

Alright, alright - I'm done making us feel inferior. The following is from the 2005 Western Open - and we've all done this

That Michelle Wie is drifting toward irrelevance, largely because of injury.

I'll be honest, I'm thinking that this has more to do with mismanagement (again) on the part of her camp. Wrist injuries are very serious in golf, yet she keeps getting trotted out for sponsor exemptions, only to either get hurt again, or play so poorly it only damages her already shaky reputation.

The smart thing would be to 1.) Make sure she doesn't need surgery 2.) let her rest until she's pain free.

She's only 18. She can heal. And she deserves that chance.

I covered Wie during the 2005 John Deere Classic when she finished just two shots away from making the cut. The double-bogey/bogey down the stretch showed the nerves of a 15 year old, but her talent was undeniable.

Hopefully, this latest injury is the cold splash of water on the face for Michelle and her camp - sit it out. There's no reason to risk a broken bone or torn tendon that permanently affects her career.

The Chicago White Sox' advertising campaign for the 2008 season will be built around the slogan "White Sox Baseball: Share The Passion. Show The Swagger."

I don't know about you, but you can't have the passion without the fire, the fire without the passion.

They say you can't judge an NFL draft until 3-4 years later (which I find absurd since the average length of most careers is about that long), so as we approach the 2008 draft, I figured it was time to look back at the 2004 Bears draft...

As is Jerry Angelo's M.O., he went mostly defense and several of the players listed below were very instrumental in the team's 2006 Super Bowl run. But it is worth noting who the team passed up to make their picks.

I have no issue with Tommie Harris, but I'd say aside from Nathan Vasher, they missed after that.

1st round: No. 14 - Tommie Harris
passed on Michael Clayton (No. 15 to Tampa Bay); Shawn Andrews (No. 16 to Philadelphia); Will Smith (No. 18 to New Orleans); Vince Wolfork (No. 21 to New England); Steven Jackson (No. 24 to St. Louis)

2nd round: No. 47 - Tank Johnson
passed on Devery Henderson (No. 50 to New Orleans)

3rd round: No. 78 - Bernard Berrian
passed on Chris Cooley (No. 81 to Washington); Matt Schaub (No. 90 to Atlanta);

4th round: No. 110 - Nathan Vasher
No. 112 - Leon Joe
passed on Jared Allen (No. 126 to Kansas City)

5th round: No. 147 - Claude Harriott
No. 148 - Craig Krenzel
passed on Michael Turner (No. 154 to San Diego); DJ Hackett (No. 157 to Seattle)

7th round: No. 215 - Alfonso Marshall
passed on Patrick Crayton (No. 216 to Dallas)

Anyone out there excited about the upcoming baseball season around here?

Well, "upcoming" isn't the right word because technically the season has started already. Some teams have been fortunate enough to get in some games, but for the most part we've had more snowouts, washouts and cold-outs than groundouts, popouts and strikeouts.
So, who's your favorite? Batavia has a unique core with a veteran infield and outfield, but Geneva is the defending conference champs...

Can West Aurora and Waubonsie ride their pitching to success? Are the Milroy boys and "professional hitter" Robert Reder enough to push Marmion up the ranks in the SCC?

Will the Plano Reapers draw from the success they've had in other sports, will it translate to the diamond? How well will the young arms of Hinckley Big Rock adjust to varsity?

Do you have any pre-season favorites at this point? Any sleepers you want to tout? Let us know!

When UConn guard AJ Price went down with a knee injury yesterday, so did my entire for-entertainment purposes-only NCAA bracket.

As you all know, I picked the Huskies to win the national title - but when he went down, so did their spirits and the team in a first round loss.

So, I tore up my bracket and tossed it in the trash - which leaves me a free weekend to just watch Tiger at Doral (so things aren't so bad).

Anyone else bust out in the first round?

Well - since I couldn't get out to see East/West baseball today because of SNOW! - ugh - I have nothing else to really talk about.

Sure, I could talk about the three Sweet 16 and one Elite Eight team in my purely-for-entertainment-purposes NCAA pool that lost on Thursday, but I won't.

I'm going to throw my 2 cents in about the Joe Crede/Josh Fields situation on the Southside.

Most Sox fans love Joe Crede. I'll never forget leaving Irish Fest on the Southside and a drunken fest-goer hanging off a light pole yelling "Joe Crede!" at passing cars - if that's not love, I don't know what is.

But here's the thing: Joe Crede is a career .259 hitter. You read that right. .259. He only has a career .305 OBP. And since becoming the full time third baseman in 2003, he's missed an average of 17.8 games per year before losing 115 games last year with the back injury.

18 games a year doesn't seem like much, but he's been trending downward: 2003 (11), 2004 (18), 2005 (30) before a rebound year in 2006 (12). The thing is, he doesn't miss time because he needs a day off. He misses time because he has the back of a 50-year-old.

I like Joe. I think he's one of the top 2 or 3 glove men in the entire game. He's a clutch hitter, but not a consistent one. So how much is that glove worth?

Is it worth having Pablo Ozuna or Alexei Ramirez playing 3B 12-30 times (or more) a year? Is it worth sending Fields to Charlotte, or to the bench, or to left field. Especially when Fields can easily hit .259 at the major league level.

I don't know - so I'm asking you - how much is that glove worth?

This is only going to reinforce people's beliefs that Kerry Wood destroyed Sammy Sosa's infamous boom box a few years ago...

and if Wood was involved - that's interesting - considering he missed a turn in the bullpen due to back spasms.

Then again, if someone said "hey, wanna smash up a car?," I think any pains I had would wash away real quick after taking out that first headlight.

1. Kerry Wood is hurt.
2. Nomar Garciaparra is hurt.
3. The Second Coming (aka Terrelle Pryor) is an idiot (see 4th paragraph)

View imageI really don't care about the NCAA tournament, so I always root for upsets and good stories. Right now, my rooting interest is UGA. The Bulldogs aren't very good - yet they somehow manage to win 4 games in 3 days to win the SEC Tournament and earn an automatic berth.

about this kind of front homepage non-news today...do we care? No. Maybe two cities in two states care. Maybe. ....

about this type of March Madness...

about how smart (or dumb) college basketball players are... No one...as long as those guys on your favorite 12 seed stay eligible enough to pull off the yearly 12 over 5 upset in the first round of your office pool...

about Tyler Hansbrough? No one. Unless of course his Heels lose before the Final Four, therefore wrecking your office pool...

about Tony Stewart vs. Goodyear? Apparently enough to get over 100,000 Google results...

Now - here's real news that we should care about. It's coming up on 12 years..Let's find those guys!

Remember at the end of a Seinfeld episode where Jerry is eating a bowl of cereal and the announcer says "And the Giants are going for it on 4th down! You've gotta love sports!"?

Probably no t- only people like me who watch the DVDs on a fairly regular basis remember that closing scene - but that's what popped into my head today flipping between the Arnold Palmer Classic at Bay Hill, the Illinois-Minnesota Big 10 semi and the Cubs/Sox spring training game...

first - it's so much fun to watch pro golfers play like us with sevens, snowmen, water balls....and now Tiger is back from 7 shots down to be in prime position to win his 5th straight tournament tomorrow.

second - i'm not a huge college hoops fan, but even I'm interested in the Big 10 tourney now. It doesnt matter if its Illinois or Minnesota, but the fact that either team has a shot to get into the Big Dance is exciting. "March Madness" is all about the underdog, so I'm rooting for 'em...

third - Opening day of the MLB season is just about two weeks away, meaning this is crunch time for players hoping to make the 25-man roster that comes north.

Finally - Make sure to check out Arnie's tournament on NBC tomorrow, beginning at 1:30 p.m. Trust me, you'll want to tell your grandkids you saw Tiger this year...

Since nothing is funnier than guys getting kicked in the junk, this is what caused the spring training brawl between the Yanks and the Rays.

Which naturally leads to one of our favorite movie lines ever, from Weird Science, which is below (25 seconds in)

One of the hazards of MLB spring training is injury - it's bound to happen. I mean, look at all the back injuries there have been already.

But in no way would anyone ever, ever expect the types of injuries that the Cubs' Felix Pie and Astros' Kaz Matsui have suffered.

"Twisting" and "fissure" are not two words you want associated with those regions. Not at all.

Ouch.

well, found this little beauty from Miami...

Please, if anyone can tell me who the hell No. 65 is on the keytar, let me know!

Renowned swing coach Butch Harmon essentially called John Daly a drunk and dropped the big man his stable of pupils in a move that well, should shock no one.

Perhaps the only shocking thing is Harmon's candor: "He would work hard and get better, but when things don't go right, it's back to the alcohol stuff," Harmon said. "I love this kid. He's a tremendous talent. But if he's not going to give 100 percent effort, it's a waste of my time."

I don't know where I fall on the spectrum with Daly. I appreciate his talent (2 majors and a tie for 3rd in the 1993 Masters). I appreciate his honesty about himself and his faults. I do wonder sometimes about his decisions, but at times, I just don't care. I watch golf. I love the game. I appreciate the great players and what they do. But off the course, eh.

I'm sure Harmon is hoping this shocks Daly into some kind of action, but it won't happen.

Well, at least the big man won 2 majors, which last I checked is only 1 fewer than Ernie Els, Phil Mickelson and Vijay Singh.
It's the same number that Retief Goosen has won.
And it's one more than Mike Weir, Jim Furyk, Paddy Harrington, Geoff Ogilvy, Zach Johnson and Angel Caberera.
And it's 2 more than the other 39 members of the world's top 50 ranked golfers not named Tiger....

The schedule maker didn't do new coach Jerry Kill or Huskie fans many favors.
Northern Illinois released its 2008 football schedule today and the Huskies are on the road five of the first six weeks of the season (including a Sept. 13th bye). That five-game stretch begins with an Aug. 30th opener at Minnesota and ends Oct. 4th at Tennessee. Make your travel plans now.
In between are dates at Western Michigan (Sept. 6), the home opener vs. (yawn) Indiana State (Sept. 20th) and at Eastern Michigan (Sept. 27th).

Dress warm, cause the home schedule heats up about the time the weather is likely to take a turn for the worse.
Three home games follow Tennessee: Miami (Oct. 11), homecoming vs. Toledo (Oct. 18th), Bowling Green (Oct. 25).

It then concludes with four weekday games, three of which are already set for one of the ESPN channels:
Wed., Nov. 5 at Ball State (ESPN2 or ESPNU)
Wed. Nov. 12 Central Michigan (ESPN2 or ESPN360)
Tue. Nov. 18 at Kent State
Tue. Nov. 25 Navy (ESPN2)

Thank god for this thing call the internet (I tell ya, this world wide web thing is going to be huge).

I've heard a saying that all athletes want to be entertainers, all entertainers want to be athletes. That's why you see things like Shaq in "Kazaam" and BIlly Crystal playing baseball.

So, here are two teases for what's in store when you keep watching....and trust me, you'll want to turn away, but you'll keep watching...
The Seattle Seahawks recorded this little ditty for our enjoyment...

And lord knows what the heck the L.A. Rams were thinking with this one...

Continue on for more unbelievably bad 80's songs by pro sports teams...

Two for the price of one today... which is why I'm waiting til now to post.

Black Sheep in Sugar Grove was once again named as one of the top 100 modern golf courses by Golfweek - which is a reminder of two things 1. The great golf in this area and 2. it's way too cold to play right now...which is frustrating.

Now, most of us will never play Black Sheep (it's very, very private) but there are plenty of great golf courses around. In less than a month, the Beacon News will debut a golf page that highlights area golfers, golf pro's and courses.

I'm sure you heard about our big move this weekend - the Beacon News is leaving River St. and headed to the Fox Valley Mall area.

I will say - it's been hard to focus. Movers are in and out, taking stuff away. Desks are clean, drawers are empty.

It feels like the last day of school - you're here because you have to be, you're kind of keeping busy, but really you're just looking at the clock to see when you get out. Well almost - they took the clocks already.

Anyway - Aurora's own Michael Bowden is still doing his thing in Red Sox camp...but so far, this is the only innernet mention of him - it's part of some Justin Masterson photo gallery, whoever that is. Bowden's not even in the little drop down menu of "select a player."

Give it till later this summer - he'll make his major league debut somewhere between July and August...

well, they're not all fans...apparently PGA Tour pro Tripp Isenhour is a moron too.

Basically - the golfer decided to hit golf balls at a protected red-shouldered hawk in Orlando and killed it.

Now, he's facing charges.

Chances are that video isn't going to make the PGA Tour's list of "These Guys are Good" commercials...

Idiots running on to the field of play: Maybe this type of thing gets to me a little more than most because I'm a Southsider, and who will ever forget the two idiots that jumped the field at Comiskey Park and beat up Royals first base coach Tom Gamboa?

Well - I'm one of those folks that feels if fans wish to enter the field of play with very large, angry men (often equipped with pads, helmets, bats etc) and act like idiots, they're fair game. In fact, I think it should be written on every ticket - "If you jump onto the field of play, you can be beaten, maimed, mauled, piledrived, bulldozed by any member of either team."

To that end, how great is this? (what you want to see is 34 seconds in). Cheers to Australian cricket player Andrew Symonds.

Sitting in my car, I heard the news flash - Steve Stone would be joining Ed Farmer as the game-to-game color man on White Sox radio broadcasts, replacing Chris Singleton.

Something like this really shouldn't make my day. I mean, it's a guy I don't know broadcasting games for a team that likely won't contend for anything...I'm feeling very Cubbie right now...but anyway...it did make my day.

Listening to Steve Stone call baseball games is like watching Jerry Seinfeld's documentary "Comedian" every day - you get this absurdly clear look behind the curtain - what is really going on, what it means, how it got there, where it's going....

For the first time since 2005 I can say I look forward to listening to Sox games on the radio. If a pony could ride a horse, Stoney's would be white!

I'll believe it when I see it. Next fall when the Packers line up for their opener and Brett Favre isn't under center for the 254th straight time.

FoxSports.com's Jay Glazer broke the story and the Packers have confirmed on their website that the veteran QB is retiring.

I find a quote in Glazer's story from Favre's agent, Bus Cook, a bit curious:

"Nobody pushed Brett Favre out the door, but then nobody encouraged him not to go out that door, either," Cook said.

Translation?

Show me the money.

After leading the Packers and a bunch of no-name receivers to the NFC Central title, a three-loss regular season record and an unexpected run to the NFC title game, Favre couldn't be angling to negotiate a contract extension could he? In the name of Brian Urlacher, I hope not, but I remain unconvinced.

because that defeats the purpose of sport. And, there is that saying - "that's why you play the game."

But I want to open this up to ACC fans - talk up your Chargers, tell us why they can handle Marshall and how you think it'll play out...it's an exciting time for basketball up there on Edgelawn, let us know what's being said in the classrooms, the hallways...

How smart was this? On my Saturday off, I decided to go to (where else?) a basketball game to see my alma mater (NIU) take on Central Michigan.

And what happened? A free throw contest broke out.

in Alexei Ramirez...I'm not going to get all hot and bothered about a good start in spring training - but seeing reports like this make me smile a little bit as a Sox fan.

In order for this team to improve by 20 wins this season and contend for the playoffs, small gambles like Ramirez' signing will need to pay off in the regular season.

Mark Adams may or may not be the Player of the Year for the Beacon News, but at this point, it doesn't really matter.

After a 19 point, 10 rebound, four block and three steal performance Friday night, he has cemented himself as a big-game player.

Glenbard South is definitely not Marshall, but the Raiders did beat Batavia during the regular season and was a good team. In order for ACC to win, Adams had to have a game like that. That's clutch. But for the Chargers to pull off the biggest upset of 3A, he not only has to do the same - he probably will need to score 25 or more points.