Lamborghini Part Deux

Swami’s crystal suggests using Occam’s Razor to find the answer. A crystal ball helps but is not necessary.

Swami knows about Occam’s Razor only because of Jody Foster and “Contact”, the movie about an alien warp drive intergalactic tunnel.

In the movie, Foster explains the truth about most things can be found by using this scientific principle. Occam’s Razor suggests that the simplest answer that takes into consideration all the known variables is likely the best answer.

Alex Trebek, let’s play Occam’s Razor (OR) for $1,000.

Lance Briggs is driving his $350,000 sports car at 3 a.m. and smacks it against a retaining wall on a Chicago expressway. He bolts the accident (OR). He doesn’t want to be caught there (OR) because he’s: 1 -- been to a late Boy Scout jamboree (OR) or 2, is just coming home from a double date with Alberto Gonzalez (OR). Or maybe he's just a lot dumber than he seems (OR) because he thinks no one will connect a wrecked $350,000 car to its real owner. What? MY CAR? I, sir, drive an AMC Pacer.

Or all three (OR).

He will announce that he has made a serious mistake in judgment (OR) for which he is really, really sorry, and that he plans to makes amends by doing community service (OR)

By donating money to Mothers Against Drunk Driving (OR).

And maybe a few bucks to PETA in MIchael Vick's name (OR) and also giving a few million to Save Darfur (OR)

The next Lamborghini he buys (OR), he will promise to take better care of it for sure, dude (OR).

In any case, the management of the Chicago Bears sees nothing wrong enough in the event to bench Briggs (OR) or even speak rudely of the event to him (OR) and Briggs goes on to earn his $7 million contract (OR). The Bears are just glad he didn't pull a hammy.