We are the News-Swami. We know the unknowable, reveal the previously unrevealable, sense the nonsensical and, using mystical skills in a borderline near-divine sort of way, will say what needs to be said on any topic that strikes us as interesting.
You may ask Swami questions. Be short... Be interesting … Or be gone.
You may leave comments.
But be forewarned.
Swami is not looking for friends or even conversation. There’s too much conversation for our taste. If Swami wants a friend, Swami will buy a parakeet.
If you ask a stupid question, Swami will not answer the question but may instead suggest you are as stupid as a box of old sweat socks.
You have been told there are no stupid questions. Swami believes there are stupid questions and idiots who ask them should be punished with scorn and possibly psychic pain...
And though Swami seeks to serve the mystical realm of enlightenment, Swami is not looking for warm, fuzzy chit-chat.
People irritate the Swami.
People make Swami’s turban sweat.
But Swami will serve the people's quest for knowledge, even if they don’t really deserve it.
Ask your questions.
Sim-sala-bim, or something very much like it.
I keep seeing articles about banning books from libraries, at what point does someone just backoff and let people choose the books they want to read? Just like the turning the tv channel if you don't like whats one..if you don't like the back of the book don't read it. Sensorship is getting out of control.