Escape from Wisconsin

Hey, Swami:

I see them DNA tests show that the dead Chicago cougar was the same one they spotted up there in Wisconsin back in January. Should we be angry or thankful that our neighbors let their wild animal invade our back yard?

Sincerely,
Puma Concolor

Dear Mr. Concolor:

Not that it took William Petersen and Marg Helgenberger to figure this one out, but The Swami predicted that the Chicago cougar was the Lake County cougar two long weeks before the forensics confirmed it (and, if the O.J. Simpson trial taught us anything, it is that DNA results are always a slam-dunk case).

Now that the self-congratulations are dispensed with, we move to your question: should we send Wisconsin a thank-you note or a flaming bag of dog waste? Before answering, it might be instructive to look back at the good things and not-so-good things that America's Dairyland has given to the world:

Good: Usinger's meat products; Chris Farley; Harry Houdini; the BoDeans; Danica Patrick; the original Schlitz's; Les Paul; Spencer Tracy; Johnsonville brats; Orson Welles; Frank Lloyd Wright; Harley-Davidson; and the guys who made both "Airplane" and "The Naked Gun."

Bad: Arthur Bremer; Jeffrey Dahmer; Ed Gein; Joe McCarthy; Kato Kaelin.

And the cougar? Because no one got hurt, and the late predator gave us a nice "Shark Week" episode right at the tail end of winter, The Swami hereby puts the cougar into ... the good catgeory, right next to Jane "Malcolm in the Middle" Kaczmarek.