Tomorrow's news today, only from the crystal ball of The Swami:
... with schools closing for the summer and their buses getting off the roads, your commute to and from work in Lake County will be shortened ... by five to 10 seconds ...
... with the Michigan and Florida trump cards having been played and the game still not being won, Hillary Clinton will insist that Bill Clinton's surplus delegates from the 1996 Democratic primaries be included in her total for 2008 ...
... Barack Obama will issue I pre-emptive "I am disappointed" press release for every person he has known, met on the street or glanced at in a hallway since 1981 ...
... John McCain will sip iced tea in the shade of a live oak tree, pausing now and then to break into convulsive laughter at the Democratic roller derby ...
... and, as night falls in communities around Lake County, the first pops, cracks and explosions from illegal fireworks will start to count down the days until the Fourth of July.
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