Tomorrow's news today -- only from the crystal ball of The Swami:
... Hillary Clinton will win Kentucky on Tuesday, which will then be transformed into America's electoral bellwether by the James Carville culture.
... Barack Obama will win Oregon on the same Tuesday, and declare the de-facto victory that every pundit has declared he will declare after winning the Beaver State, historically known as America's electoral bellwether.
... John McCain will spend the week basking in the afterglow of a double-barrelled "Saturday Night Live" appearance that was free of major gaffes and loaded with free advertising.
... "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" will dominate the box-office all through Memorial Day weekend, even as tubby 35-year-old bachelors hit the blogosphere to nit-pick it to death and unfavorably compare it to the movies from their idealized youth.
... and, also with the approach of Memorial Day, the cost of a gallon of gasoline will rocket from "You've Got to be Kidding Me" to "You've Got to be @&*# kidding me."
for the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, it seems like the recipe of a good Indiana Jones film would be 1 part Nazis and 1 part Biblical Artefact... the Soviet army does a pretty good job of replacing the Nazis, but the other ingredient...