Tomorrow's news today, only from the crystal ball of The Swami:
-- Some people will complain about tornado sirens going off in the absence of a tornado in Lake County. These will be the same squeaky wheels who would complain if the sirens did not go off before a tornado took them by surprise ...
-- ... now that she has given in to the inevitable and "suspended" her campaign roughly two months after all logic demanded it, Hillary Clinton will spend the next five months trying to explain that her new best friend, Barack Obama, actually is capable of picking up a telephone at 3 in the morning. Suggested line during stump speeches on behalf of her candidate: "Who are you going to believe -- me now, or me then?" ...
-- ... John McCain, who has been running against Obama since St. Patrick's Day, will continue to mock his presumptive opponent in speeches obviously written by someone else, in front of noticeably tame crowds who wish he was Mitt Romney or Fred Thompson ...
-- ... as for Obama, he and his spin doctors will spend the next six to eight weeks preparing Swiftboat countermeasures ...
-- ... and Lake County residents, especially those with large homes in villages that can afford such luxuries, will both crank up the air conditioning 'round the clock and continue to object to the presence of anything resembling a power-generating station in their community. This is the summertime equivalent of having your cake and eating it, too.
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