This week's news headlines today, only from the crystal ball of The Swami:
... when the harsh light of dawn hits the Lake County Fairgrounds on Monday morning, officials will try to determine if departing visitors trashed the place like rock stars following Sunday's closing night, or if the place looked like that all along ...
... as gas prices plummet from the $4-per-gallon range into the $3.95-per-gallon range, a relieved America will forget all those radical plans about conservation and renewable fuels and go back to driving solo 100 miles each day in a Cadillac Escalade ...
... John McCain will visit a Carl's Jr. in Sparks, Nevada, and his handlers will complain that he did not receive the same blanket news coverage as Barack Obama's visit to a Jack in the Box in Murfreesboro, Tennessee ...
... and fans of the Chicago Cubs and Milwaukee Brewers will experience violent swings between dizzy euphoria and utter hopelessness during this week's epic four-game series at Miller Park, which is taking place only two months before things like this will really matter.
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