This week's news headlines today, only from the crystal ball of The Swami:
... a random verbal altercation between suspected gang members outside some business somewhere on Chicago's South Side will leave analysts wringing their hands about how the incident will jeopardize the city's bid to host the 2016 Summer Olympics ...
... Barack Obama will decline a lucrative endorsement offer from Chock Full O' Nuts ...
... "The Dark Knight" and its Oscar buzz for the late Heath Ledger will rule the box office over the weekend of July 18-20, easily overtaking "Hellboy II: The Golden Army," but barely holding off a challenge for the top spot from the eagerly awaited "Space Chimps" and its Oscar buzz for Omid Abtahi...
... and baseball's All-Star Game will be won by the American League by forfeit after the entire National League team gets mugged of its lunch money while heading to Yankee Stadium on the D Train.
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