"The Terminator" comes to baseball

Today's news: "Major League Baseball Will Institute Replay Thursday"

Tomorrow's news, via the crystal ball of The Swami: Artificially Intelligent Computer Controlled Machines Take Over the World Friday

Today's news: "Angry PUMAs On The Prowl In Denver"

Tomorrow's news, via the crystal ball of The Swami: John McCain Elected President

Today's news: "Oil Prices Spike As Hurricane Gustav Nears Gulf"

Tomorrow's news, via the crystal ball of The Swami: Oil Prices Spike As Oil Speculator Nears New Pair Of Shoes

Today's news: "American Idol To Seat Fourth Judge"

Tomorrow's news, via the crystal ball of The Swami: Paula Abdul Missing, Presumed Fired

Today's news: "NASA Images Show Gamma Ray Bursts Across Milky Way"

Tomorrow's news, via the crystal ball of The Swami: HULK WILL SMASH