This week's news today, only from the crystal ball of The Swami:
... John McCain will take the bold and attention-grabbing step of suspending his campaign for the good of the nation after progress stalls on House Resolution 3541, a measure to amend the Do-not-call Implementation Act to eliminate the automatic removal of telephone numbers registered on the Federal "do-not-call" registry....
... Barack Obama will send consigliere Tom Hagen to pay a Frank Pentangeli-style visit on Tony Rezko at the Metropolitan Correctional Center ...
... Sarah Palin's fading popularity will rise again as more and more people "just plain feel sorry for the poor gal" ...
... Heather Locklear's arrest for suspicion of driving under the unfluence will be quickly forgiven and forgotten when the next Hollywood celebrity is arrested for confirmation of driving under the influence ...
... and, starting Wednesday night, Chicago Cub fans everywhere will start breathing into a paper bag early and often.
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