Hey Swami,
If you must yawn about football, you should take up knitting. God created fall and winter so we could have two seasons of football, sheesh get with it and make some picks.
Dear Sir:
The Swami didn't realize his football knowledge was so sought after. Of course I can offer up fresh predictions for this week's NFL slate. Just remember, this is not a sports betting site, nor does The Swami encourage gambling (lawyers nodding). So without further ado...
Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Chicago Bears: Brian Griese makes his triumphant return to Chicago. He'll celebrate by throwing a few passes to his old teammates.
Miami Dolphins at New England Patriots: In just his second NFL start, Matt Cassel will take a cue from quarterbacking heartthrob Tom Brady and rub a goat for good luck.
Pittsburgh Stealers at Philadelphia Eagles: Eagle wide receiver DeSean Jackson will not score a touchdown this week. But that won't stop him from celebrating like he did.
New York Jets at San Diego Chargers: The Jets will be distracted when Brett Favre announces his retirement halfway through the second quarter. The suspense will last until the Jets break the huddle and Favre lines up under center.
The crystal ball is overheating. More to come next week.
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