This week's news today, only from the crystal ball of The Swami:
... sump pumps around Lake County and greater Chicago will go on strike following a weekend of unpaid overtime ...
... the Waukegan City Council, just for old time's sake, will authorize the filing of another lawsuit that will fail in the courtroom ...
... advocates for GOP vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin will complain that Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are sexist ...
... Barack Obama will find himself in a media firestorm after using the term "that dog won't hunt" ...
... and the citizens of Chicago's sports-talk radio culture will be on suicide watch following Sunday's loss to Carolina, one week after they were making plans to be in Tampa for Super Bowl XLIII, and one week before they'll go right back to checking late-January flights to Florida on expedia.com.
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