Hey Swami:
I'm in a real bind here -- tomorrow is Sunday and I have to get my football pool to my co-worker before sundown. Since you claim to be able to see into the future via this "crystal ball," can you tell me who will win on Sunday? I need this bad, man.
Mum's the Word
Dear Mum:
This is not a sports betting site, nor does The Swami encourage gambling. Having said that (primarily for legal purposes), away we go ...
Green Bay at Detroit: This is the dawning of the Aaron Rodgers generation. Sunset is scheduled for Nov. 16, at the latest.
Bears at Carolina: The Panthers killed the 2005 Bears. Revenge is a dish best served cold. And it is not supposed to be very cold this weekend in Charlotte.
New England at New York Jets: Brett Favre will not suffer a season-ending injury. And even if he does, he will decide to come back next week.
Philadelphia at Dallas: A camera will be on T.O. at all times, as ESPN works the soap opera angle until it folds back on itself.
Tennessee at Cincinnati; Oakland at Kansas City; Buffalo at Jacksonville; New Orleans at Washington; Miami at Arizona; San Francisco at Seattle ...
Yawn. The Swami has suddenly lost interest. Have fun losing five bucks.
Hey Swami,
If you must yawn about football, you should take up knitting. God created fall and winter so we could have two seasons of football, sheesh get with it and make some picks. You make me yawn. Yawn.