The odd couple: McCain and Obama?

Today's headline: "McCain Aide Blasts The New York Times"

Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: Phil Jackson Joins McCain Campaign, Complains About Early Whistles, Number Of Free Throws By Obama

Today's headline: "Bill Clinton: Hillary Didn't Want The Vice Presidency"

Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: "Hillary Clinton: Bill is Still Really Good At Bull----"

Today's headline: "McCain, Obama Avoid Same-Sex Marriage"

Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: McCain, Obama Say They'll Live Together First, See How It Works Out

Today's headline: "Oil Spikes $25 Amid Anxiety Over Bailout"

Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: Oil Spikes Another $25 Amid Anxiety Over Disappearance Of Remote Control

Today's headline: "Metallica, Run-D.M.C. Nominated For Rock Hall"

Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: If Rock n Roll Wasn't Dead, It Is Now