After going 4-0 in published predictions and 9-0 in picks issued privately to associates, The Swami is getting the hang of this NFL Office Pool thing. With that said, let us shift away from football for a week to see what the crystal ball portends for the MLB playoffs:
-- Chicago Cubs vs. Los Angeles Dodgers: The series is shifting to the City of Angels, with the skin-tight Cubs down 0-2. The visitors will need a lot of help to pull this off. The Swami sees the Dodgers celebrating a victory at home, but their fan base will have all left early to beat traffic, meaning the players will celebrate alone. So, if a tree falls in the woods ...
-- Chicago White Sox vs. Tampa Bay Rays: One team has pinwheels in center field, the other sports a giant orange in right field. As far as he Swami is concerned, the winner here will be anyone listening to the game on the radio.
-- Milwaukee Brewers vs. Philadelphia Phillies: The Swami predicts the hot dog will win a close race. Oh, wait, they actually play baseball Milwaukee too?
-- Los Angeles Angles of Anaheim vs. Boston Red Sox: The Angels will be victorious after free-swigging slugger Vladimir Guerrero injuries four Boston players while hacking away at a wild pitch near the Red Sox dugout.
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