T-minus two weeks: And the winner is ...

OK, Swami:

You've put it off long enough. There's only two weeks until election day, and you have yet to issue a real "crystal ball" prediction on who's going to win the White House. Inquiring minds not only want to know, they need to know so we can start planning for the next four years. Predict or get off the pot!

The Last Boy Scout

Dear Be Prepared:

Not yet. You have to suffer like everybody else.

Sincerely,
The Swami