Today's headline: "Biden: If Elected, The World Will Test Obama With A Crisis"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: Bound, Gagged, Sedated Biden Found In Closet At Obama Field Office
Today's headline: "Palin Children Traveled On State Expenses"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: Palin Exonerates Self In State-Expenses-Gate
Today's headline: "Early Voting Takes Place In Key States"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: Early Whining About Stealing The Election Takes Place In Key States
Today's headline: "Ohio Woman, 89, Accused Of Keeping Kids' Football"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: Football-Keeping Granny Replaces Joe The Plumber In McCain-Palin Stump Speech
Today's headline: "Britney Spears Traffic Case Dismissed"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: Neighborhoods Torched, Dozens Injured In Britney Spears Mistrial Riots
Today's news: "After History Of Futility, Rays Head To World Series"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: Drunken Cub, Sox Fans Unite To Hurl Cans Of Beer At Television As Friggin' Rays Take Field For Game One Of World Series
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