Today's headline: "Grossman Prepping Like He'll Start Sunday Against Titans"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: Fans Start Pre-Emptive Booing Of Grossman Saturday Afternoon
Today's headline: "Bush Sets Oval Office Meeting With Obama"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: Obama's Oval Office Hazing Includes Buying Doughnuts For Staff, Dressing Up In Hanna Montana Clothes
Today's headline: "Alaska Man Says He Accidentally Stole A Car"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: Alaska Man Tells It To The Judge
Today's headline: "Oil Sinks Again, But Market Tries To Draw Line At $60 A Barrel"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: America Tells Market To Sit In Corner, Shut Pie-Hole
Today's headline: "Cattrall Confirms 'Sex And The City' Sequel"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: Sex And The City Sequel Title Announced -- "The Mummies Return"
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