Today's headline: "Neighbors Object To Would-Be Casino"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: Neighbors Adjust To View Of Brand-New Casino
Today's headline: "Celebrities To Flock To Inauguration For Obama"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: Secret Service Vows To Arrest Obama Girl On Sight
Today's headline: "Judge Allows Civil Suit Over Co-Worker's Perfume"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: Perfume Lawsuit Expanded To Include Loud Eating, Humming, Nail-Chewing, Angry Phone Conversations With Spouse
Today's headline: "Minnesota's U.S. Senate Recount Continues"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: U.S. Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Award Minnesota Senate Election To Norm Coleman
Today's headline: "White Sox Reportedly Deal Vazquez To Braves"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: Sox Fans Celebrate Vazquez Trade With Downtown Parade
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