Today's headline: "Illinois Gov. Blagojevich Arrested"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: Former Illinois Gov. Blagojevich Convicted, Sent To Federal Prison
Today's headline: "Durbin To Ask Bush To Commute Ryan Sentence"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: Ryan Sends Sarcastic "Thank You" Note To Blagojevich After Bush Rejects Clemency
Today's headline: "Blagojevich calls Obama Mother****er"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: Right-Wing Pundits Insist "Mother****er" Is Term Of Endearment Between Corrupt Officials
Today's headline: "Blagojevich Arrest Fits Tradition in Illinois, Land of the Plea"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: Just For Hell Of It, Former Illinois Governors Shadrach Bond, Ninian Edwards Indicted Posthumously
Leave a comment