Today's headline: "Ill. Gov: I'm Skipping Trial Because It's 'Unfair'"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: "Ill. Senate: We Will Not Be Skipping Trial Because It's 'A Done Deal'"
Today's headline: "Daley Calls Blagojevich 'Cuckoo'"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: "Daley To Elaborate On Blagojevich Diagnosis With 30-Page Peer-Reviewed Psychological Evaluation"
Today's headline: "Pope Gets His Own YouTube Channel"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: "Benedict Reaches 'Most Viewed' Status With Hilarious Clip Of Squirrel Driving Popemobile"
Today's headline: "Oscar Nominations 2009: A List Of Surprises"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: "Very Few People Bother To Watch As Oscars Awarded To Films, Actors No One In Your Family Has Heard Of, Much Less Seen"
Today's headline: "Ricketts Set To Buy Cubs, Wrigley For $900 Million"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: "Ricketts Asks Tribune Company About Its Return Policy"
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