Today's headline: "Oil Hovers Near $42 As U.S. Crude Workers May Strike"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: "Gas Prices Back Above Four Bucks A Gallon"
Today's headline: "Woman Calls Her Engagement To Drew Peterson A Media Stunt"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: "Media Begs Drew Peterson Groupies For More Stunts"
Today's headline: "Gary Collins Arrested, Suspected Of DUI"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: "America's Children Disappointed In Michael Phelps; No Longer Believe In Gary Collins"
Today's headline: "Groundhog Bites NYC Mayor"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: "Katie Couric Lands Coveted First Interview With Bloomberg Groundhog"
Today's headline: "Cubs Deal Hill To O's, Wuertz to A's"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: "Fungo Bat Acquired In Wuertz Deal Arrives Via Overnight Mail"
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