Today's headline: "Zion-Based Minor-League Team Can't Be Associated With MLB"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: "Zion Minor-League Team's Best Player Is Not Accused Of Using Steroids, Does Not Go On Strike"
Today's headline: "Sen. Leahy Proposes Truth Panel On Bush Policies"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: "Cheney Blows Nose On Leahy Subpoena"
Today's headline: "Marijuana Might Lead To Increased Risk Of Testicular Cancer"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: "Marijuana Smokers Hope, Pray This Testicular Cancer Thing Really Is A Bogus Conspiracy By The Man"
Today's headline: "Spokesman Says Octuplets Mom Receives Food Stamps"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: "Octuplets Mom Accepting Applications For New Spokesman"
Today's headline: "River Flood Warning for Lake County, IL"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: "Run For Your Lives"
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