This week's news today, only from the crystal ball of The Swami:
Torch-carrying voters will call for the political head of state Sen. Terry Link after his proposal to activate the next generation of Big Brother traffic enforcement cameras in and around Lake County ...
... Sunday's predicted 3-to-6-inch snowfall will be the final time residents of Lake County will use their shovels and/or snowblowers this winter/spring -- though many residents will simply "let it melt" ...
... Congressional Republicans will play an April Fool's Day joke on Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, leaving messages for "Ima Mann" on her personal cell phone and then, perhaps by accident, voting for President Obama's $3.6 trillion budget ...
... despite lukewarm reviews, "Monsters vs. Aliens" will reign supreme over the weekend box office, only to be dethroned next weekend by "Untitled Tyler Perry Project"...
... and the New York Yankees will welcome the Chicago Cubs to the new Yankee Stadium by charging bench players $2,625 per seat to watch each game.
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