Today's headline: "Obama Laughter: 'Punch Drunk' Or 'Gallows Humor'"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: "Pundits Blast Obama For 'Blowing Nose' And 'Hogging The Remote'"
Today's headline: "Want To Live Longer? Cut Back On Red Meat"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: "America Orders Double-Cheeseburger Just Dripping With Juicy Goodness"
Today's headline: "Student Kicked Off Bus Over Passed Gas"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: "Supreme Court Sides With Bus Driver In Landmark Flatulence Lawsuit"
Today's headline: "NFL Extends Deal With DirecTV Through 2014"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: "Your Cable Bill Goes Up"
Today's headline: "Bulls On Track To Make The Playoffs"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: "Bulls Swept By Cleveland"
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