This week's news today, only from the crystal ball of The Swami:
The new First Dog, Bo, will become embroiled in the first scandal of the Obama presidency when he is photographed by paparazzi leaving a D.C. area nightclub with an underaged Cavalier King Charles Spaniel reportedly owned by House Minority Leader John Boehner ...
... mayor-elect Bob Sabonjian Jr. will deny Internet-fueled rumors that he will re-charter Waukegan as the 32nd state in the Mexican union ...
... with the third Juan Rivera murder trial starting in Lake County Circuit Court this week, schedules will be cleared for the fourth Juan Rivera murder trial ...
... a 2010 Oscar campaign will start to coalesce around your reigning No. 1 film at the U.S. box office, "Hannah Montana: The Movie" ...
... and, during the first homestand of the season, Chicago Cub fans will formalize plans to boo a player to be designated on Tuesday out of town.
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