This week's news today, only from the crystal ball of The Swami:
Earth Day will be celebrated by motorists and homeowners worldwide with the traditional Burning of the Fossil Fuels ...
... during his last full City Council meeting as mayor, Richard Hyde will call for a vote on approving the preliminary plat of subdivision for property bound by Frolic, Cheyenne, Northern and Polo avenues, with conditions as outlined by staff ...
... Internet singing sensation Susan Boyle will announce that she not only has solved her "never been kissed" dilemma, but she has married Simon Cowell following an untamed night of binge drinking and karaoke singing in Scotland ...
... after blaming paparazzi for startling her horse in the riding accident that hospitalized her over the weekend, Madonna will make it a point to approach photographers while at the wheel of a SUV with poor brakes...
... and both the Chicago Bulls and the Chicago Blackhawks will continue to string us along like the giddy fools we are. The heartbreak we seek will bide its time.
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