Today's headline: "McDonald's To Unveil New Burger: Third-Pound Angus Burger To Sell For $4"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: "Angus Burger Debuts; Sales Of Automated External Defibrillators Up 75 Percent"
Today's headline: "Obama Misreads Cuban Offer, Fidel Castro Says"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: "Fidel Castro Again Appears In Public Wearing Sweats"
Today's headline: "Cheney, Rice Signed Off On Interrogation Techniques, Document Reveals"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: "Cheney Demonstrates Torture Techniques, Results On CNN Correspondent"
Today's headline: "Prep Pitcher Throws 4th Straight No-Hitter"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: "Prep Pitcher's Arm Explodes"
Today's headline: "McConaughey Has No Marriage Plans"
Tomorrow's headline, only from the crystal ball of The Swami: "Self Married By McConaughey"
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