In a dramatic gesture just moments after being sworn in Monday as mayor of Waukegan, Bob Sabonjian will ask the City Council to approve monthly reports from the Building Department for March 2009, and also from the Collector's Office for the month of April 2009 ...
... with the City Council audience still buzzing with excitement over the montly reports, Sabonjian will then call for approval of block-party requests and, later in the meeting, he will boldly entertain a motion for adjournment ...
... with the news that a farmer passed the H1N1 flu to a herd of pigs, conservative swine commentators in U.S. barnyards will call for the arrest and deportation of all humans ...
... Cinco de Mayo will be over-celebrated in the nation's bars not only by people who don't know the significance of Cinco de Mayo, but also by people who do not know the English translation of "Cinco," "Mayo" or, for that matter, "de" ...
... having grossed $87 million at the box office in its opening weekend, "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" will quietly pack its bags for DVD release with Friday's debut of "Star Trek" ...
... and fans of the Chicago Bulls will look back at this month's epic seven-game, first-round playoff series against the Boston Celtics and wish it had meant something, even if the Bulls had won.
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